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Yes, yes kiddos....it's another one of those rice rocket shows where hordes of
horny boys come out to look at cars they wish they had and get
cheaps feels off local girls who think they are
import models.
But I'm not here to write about that crap.... I'm here to focus on the fact that
Ms. Hiromi Oshima will be in Seattle. And hmm....who else resides in the
Emerald City.... none other than (as steve puts it) the v-man himself....
Mr. Varian Gray!!!
Should we cue up the
Peaches and Herb? "reunited and it feels so good....."
In a perfect bastardly world we'd have
Hiromi hook up w/ Varian once she gets into Seattle....she thanks him for all that he's done for her by
engaging in marathon sex where she is forced to cancel her appearance at the show due to dehydration from the
loss of electrolytes while betrothed in multiple sessions w/ Varian's
trousersnake.
...or how about this one. Varian goes to the show; sees Hiromi (tear), sees her scandalous mgmt crew (grrrr), and
rains hell on all their jabroni asses as Hiromi is now free from their coporate control. Carries her out of the show (ala
An Officer and A Gentleman) as we cue up some
Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes " Love lift us up where we belong..." oh...and yeah, they proceed to
engage in marathon sex.
Okay....I'm a sucka for happy endings.
My opinion....I say Hiromi should get at Varian when she's here; do some crying for him, get on her knees, and then proceed to have sex w/ him. Then....she should give us a
Bastardly Interview and give me and Fas an
all-access pu-tang-tang pass to the Playboy Mansion (where she'd hook me up with Playmates Jennifer Walcott and Lauren Michelle Hill at the same time).
What will happen? Will she contact Varian once in Seattle? Will she thank him for launching her? Will they engage in marathon sex?
More info about the event if you really care.![]()
Yes, yes kiddos....it's another one of those rice rocket shows where hordes of horny boys come out to look at cars they wish they had and get cheaps feels off local girls who think they are import models.
But I'm not here to write about that crap.... I'm here to focus on the fact that Ms. Hiromi Oshima will be in Seattle. And hmm....who else resides in the Emerald City.... none other than (as steve puts it) the v-man himself....Mr. Varian Gray!!!
Should we cue up the Peaches and Herb? "reunited and it feels so good....."
In a perfect bastardly world we'd have Hiromi hook up w/ Varian once she gets into Seattle....she thanks him for all that he's done for her by engaging in marathon sex where she is forced to cancel her appearance at the show due to dehydration from the loss of electrolytes while betrothed in multiple sessions w/ Varian's trousersnake.
...or how about this one. Varian goes to the show; sees Hiromi (tear), sees her scandalous mgmt crew (grrrr), and rains hell on all their jabroni asses as Hiromi is now free from their coporate control. Carries her out of the show (ala An Officer and A Gentleman) as we cue up some Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes " Love lift us up where we belong..." oh...and yeah, they proceed to engage in marathon sex.
Okay....I'm a sucka for happy endings.
My opinion....I say Hiromi should get at Varian when she's here; do some crying for him, get on her knees, and then proceed to have sex w/ him. Then....she should give us a Bastardly Interview and give me and Fas an all-access pu-tang-tang pass to the Playboy Mansion (where she'd hook me up with Playmates Jennifer Walcott and Lauren Michelle Hill at the same time).
What will happen? Will she contact Varian once in Seattle? Will she thank him for launching her? Will they engage in marathon sex?
More info about the event if you really care.